May 2012
40 posts
It’s impossible to use a half-loop top-stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It...
– Elle Woods (Legally Blonde)
When people talk loudly in the library
youngwildandweird:
I’m like,
OH MY GOD THIS IS HAPPENING
pfirsichbaume:
OUR OWN HOMECOMING KING AND QUEEN
gif-tings:
When I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.
– Elle Woods (via krailey)
When girls say their heels are comfortable
meganlashaye:
Then show them a picture of his dick. That might clear a few things up.
– Brooke Wyndham, on the reason why she married her husband (Legally Blonde: The Movie)
"You guys! Orange is the new pink!"
obsessionfull:
Whoever said orange was the new pink is seriously disturbed.
I want to be Elle Woods.
when a classmate reminds the professor about our...
coffeeandprocrastination:
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I WANT YOU WHIPPED INTO SHAPE!!! →
I’m a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.
– Paulette (via ftwfucktheworld)
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With the chance I've been given, I'm going to be...