EMMETT: Whoa, Elle? What's up...Doc?
EMMETT: Excuse me?
ELLE: I put my faith in love I followed where it led
EMMETT: Love led you here?
ELLE: To my personal circle of Hell It has not worked out well I wish that I were dead Cause instead of a wedding in love I'm flunking out of school A total laughing stock Someone he and his friends could just mock So go on, here's my head Just hand over the rock!
EMMETT: Wait, go back! You came out here to follow a man, Harvard law was just part of that plan, Man, what rich romantic planet are you from?
It’s impossible to use a half-loop top-stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It...– Elle Woods (Legally Blonde)
When people talk loudly in the library
youngwildandweird: I’m like,
OH MY GOD THIS IS HAPPENING
pfirsichbaume: OUR OWN HOMECOMING KING AND QUEEN
chinkybby: YEP! I like Legally Blonde, and this...
When I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.– Elle Woods (via krailey)
When girls say their heels are comfortable
Then show them a picture of his dick. That might clear a few things up.– Brooke Wyndham, on the reason why she married her husband (Legally Blonde: The Movie)
littleyellowboxes: Legally Blonde - Legally...
"You guys! Orange is the new pink!"
obsessionfull: Whoever said orange was the new pink is seriously disturbed.
I want to be Elle Woods.
fearlessandlostinstereo: Love this song so so...
when a classmate reminds the professor about our...
I WANT YOU WHIPPED INTO SHAPE!!! →
I’m a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.– Paulette (via ftwfucktheworld)
With the chance I've been given, I'm going to be...