June 2012
2 posts
EMMETT: Whoa, Elle? What's up...Doc?
ELLE: Love
EMMETT: Excuse me?
ELLE: I put my faith in love I followed where it led
EMMETT: Love led you here?
ELLE: To my personal circle of Hell It has not worked out well I wish that I were dead Cause instead of a wedding in love I'm flunking out of school A total laughing stock Someone he and his friends could just mock So go on, here's my head Just hand over the rock!
EMMETT: Wait, go back! You came out here to follow a man, Harvard law was just part of that plan, Man, what rich romantic planet are you from?
ELLE: Malibu?
May 2012
40 posts
“It’s impossible to use a half-loop top-stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It...”
– Elle Woods (Legally Blonde)
When people talk loudly in the library
youngwildandweird:
I’m like,
OH MY GOD THIS IS HAPPENING
pfirsichbaume:
OUR OWN HOMECOMING KING AND QUEEN
chinkybby:
YEP! I like Legally Blonde, and this...
gif-tings:
“When I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.”
– Elle Woods (via krailey)
When girls say their heels are comfortable
meganlashaye:
“Then show them a picture of his dick. That might clear a few things up.”
– Brooke Wyndham, on the reason why she married her husband (Legally Blonde: The Movie)
littleyellowboxes:
Legally Blonde - Legally...
"You guys! Orange is the new pink!"
obsessionfull:
Whoever said orange was the new pink is seriously disturbed.
I want to be Elle Woods.
fearlessandlostinstereo:
Love this song so so...
when a classmate reminds the professor about our...
coffeeandprocrastination:
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I WANT YOU WHIPPED INTO SHAPE!!! →
“I’m a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.”
– Paulette (via ftwfucktheworld)
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With the chance I've been given, I'm going to be...
